Why I Have a Crush on You, Earth
Poem
by Mary Christine Delea
after Why I Have a Crush on You, UPS man by Alice N. Persons
you supply me with all the things I need
even your bad moods create abundance
your daily good-byes when you
turn to night are beautiful
our relationship is complicated
like a few boyfriends I have had
you don’t always bring me joy
(and I have sometimes treated you poorly)
but still here you are
oh, Earth, you rotate and I ride along!
if you can withstand
your current abusive lovers
I will continue to tempt you
with the luscious things you love—
flowers, fruit, happy animals,
trees well-cared for, clear water
you can keep giving of yourself
the minerals and clouds
the mountains and creeks
and like the current man in my life
I will stick it out with you forever
here on you, with you
I’m ready to commit, Earth. I will
love you more than those who
pollute you. I’m serious, Earth.
Do this—come back to me
clean, lush, and eternal

About the Author
Mary Christine Delea is the author of the full-length poetry collection, The Skeleton Holding Up the Sky, and 3 chapbooks. Her website, mchristinedelea.com, includes a blog where she posts prompts and poems she loves. Delea currently volunteers for various nonprofit organizations.